HOT DOG PAGE

60 cent A PACK HOT DOGS

I refuse to buy hot dogs that cost 60 cents a pack at the grocery store. Someone must be desperate to get rid of the meat in them.

Out of the 60 cents in the price comes the cost of packaging, manufacturer's profit, wholesaler's profit, retail profit, shipping (it costs a lot to ship a pound of anything). That probably puts the value of the meat(?) into the negative. So, they are paying you to take it off their hands.

60 cents a pack hot dogs serve a dual marketing purpose. They can sell them to cheapskates and repel others to the $3 or more variety so they can feel secure and superior. For all I know, there isn't any difference in the meat(?).

Another Health Nut Horror: In Clifton, New Jersey they line up at Rutt's Hut where they deep fry hot dogs. You can get an "in-and-out" which is barely dunked to "The Ripper" which is deep fried until the skin rips open. People love 'em. They probably have a few doctors who sneak into Rutt's Hut wearing dark glasses and hoods.

Visit FreeEnterpriseLand.com's HOT DOG PAGE . With links to a guy who will set you up in Hot Dog Cart business to several websites from Hot Dog devotees that take their camera and document and review hot dog stands they visit.

EXCLUSIVE! Mr Bad Ideas' script for GREASE-IN-A-BAG commercial that you can perform with your family and friends.

THE HAMBURGER PORNO PAGE

The HAMBURGER PORNO page has become a huge smash at mrbadideas.com. See the pictures that will make some drool and some sick.

CHICAGO FAST FOOD PORNO

Pictures of Italian Beef sandwiches, Hot Dogs, Gyros, Subs from Chicago restaurants and stands at GREASEFREAK.COM

LINCOLN LOG SANDWICH MYSTERY

One of the hottest questions on GOOGLE this year was "What in the world is a Lincoln Log Sandwich?" On the Sopranos, Carmela had made some and left them on the kitchen counter for her depressed son, A.J. Tony started gobbling them up. No one seemed to know how you made a Lincoln Log Sandwich. The mystery has been solved. It is a New Jersey thing.

The recipe is two hot dogs split down the middle slathered in cream cheese on toasted white bread. We saw Carmela put up the cream cheese. Apparently this is a newer version. Another recipe calls for the hot dogs to be slathered in mayonnaise.

A.J. tried to commit suicide by drowning himself in the swimming pool, but changed his mind and Tony saved him. Maybe, he should have binged on Lincoln Log Sandwiches until he had a heart attack instead.

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